no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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