She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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