Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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