sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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