there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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