I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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