Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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