yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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