To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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