The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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