he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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