I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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