idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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