This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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