and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
