How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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