so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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