..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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