I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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