we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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