I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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