spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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