When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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