at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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