Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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