So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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