If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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