what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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