If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Your penis caused this!
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