ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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