i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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