So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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