the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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