Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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