Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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