i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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