would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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