well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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