you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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