Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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