i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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