then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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