WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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