HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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