Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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