So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
