I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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