i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Randomize
