another moral hangover. fuck.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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