It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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