miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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