PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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