After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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