I only kidnapped one of them. chill
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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