Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im holly from the hills drunk
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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