How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
