What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
